Sperm Race
Trojans Not Stopping Any Sperm Right here …
USC Scholar Wins First Ever Race!!!
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Trojan condoms may cease sperm in its tracks … however, Trojan college students have gotten some fairly robust swimmers, it appears — ‘trigger a USC scholar gained the first-ever sperm race.
The much-anticipated battle for L.A. spunk supremacy went down in DTLA Friday night time … with Tristan from USC taking up Asher from UCLA — and, we caught the entire darn factor on movie, with the occasion exhibiting simply how briskly their little swimmers had been motoring in actual time.
Test it out, the race begins off fairly even — Tristan and Asher’s boys making their manner by means of the channel with ease … till one in all Tristan’s swimmers turns into the Usain Bolt of you understand what, coming from behind to tear into the lead.
Each rivals had been standing in tubes through the occasion … and, Tristan and his squad went completely loopy after the win whereas with white confetti spraying over the gang. On the opposite aspect, seems like Asher will get a face filled with goo — unclear precisely what that was or if we even wanna know.
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We caught up with Tristan after his decisive victory and acquired a superb have a look at his golden sperm trophy … and, whereas he is acquired jokes about how he will show his prize, Tristan provides he desires to evangelise positivity — one of many central messages behind the race.
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The occasion additionally had a celeb cameo … with Ty Dolla $ign stepping onstage to serenade the gang, enjoying his tune “Carnival” which additionally options Kanye West — although he reduce the observe earlier than reaching KW’s half.
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We have instructed you all concerning the Sperm Race this month … even bringing Tristan and Asher collectively to talk with us on an episode of “TMZ Live” just a few days earlier than the race.
They talked a bit trash about who had one of the best baby-makin’ juice … and, now we have now the reply. Additionally they mentioned their health regimens coming into the massive occasion.
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We additionally spoke with the organizers of the Sperm Race — Eric Zhu and his startup squad — and, they stated they wished to placed on a profitable occasion to deliver consciousness to the dropping fee of fertility in males.
Seems like they’ve achieved simply that with this occasion … and, although USC glazed UCLA — possibly the Bruins will come once more to get an opportunity at redemption!
