One Quote From Every “Schitt’s Creek” Character That Sums Up Their Personality

Schitt’s Creek is the best. From the Rose family to Bob, Ray, and Ronnie, each and every character is lovable and unique.

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Schitt’s Creek is the best. From the Rose family to Bob, Ray, and Ronnie, each and every character is lovable and unique.The humorous and heartfelt TV show ran for six seasons and is now available to stream via Netflix. The characters are iconic, and they’ve said some pretty funny things throughout the show.Here’s a quote by each character that perfectly sums up their individual personality.“I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early.” — David Rose “Who knows what will befall us tomorrow? You could be hit by a Mack truck or bopped on the head by a tiny piece of space debris.” — Moira Rose “Let me explain something about business. It’s a dance. And sometimes you lead. And sometimes you follow.” — Johnny Rose “I don’t skate through life, David. I walk through life in really nice shoes.” — Alexis Rose “I was actually only one stamp away from a free sub.” — Ted Mullens “I’m only doing this because you called me rude, and I take that as a compliment.” — Stevie Budd “It’s just, um, the receipt from our first sale at the store.” — Patrick Brewer “I don’t like what this campaign is doing to me. The other day, I called another driver an effing moron. I didn’t say the ‘F’ word, but I said effing, and that is not me!” — Jocelyn Schitt “Now you’re speaking my language. Hip we can do! What do you want, PVC, or a Hawaiian shirt?” — Roland Schitt “Who wants a silver tree? The only people who buy silver trees are serial killers and single men over 40. And my cousin, who is a single man over 40.” — Ronnie Lee “I just took a lot of alone time to rebuild and regroup, and I just think it’s so important.” — Twyla Sands “Oh jeez! To be a fly on the wall for this conversation.” — Bob Currie “Unfortunately, I’m no longer on the town council. I resigned a few weeks ago, too overwhelmed with my business. But, uh, you’re more than welcome to take it to council yourself, with my endorsement. Which won’t really help, since I resigned. Council wasn’t too happy about it. I’m surprised you didn’t hear, I talked about it extensively on my podcast.” — Ray Butani “Yeah, a nice little home for a family of raccoons. I had to evict them, though, and they didn’t go quietly.” — Mutt Schitt “Oh, great, that should beat the black mold I had for breakfast at my last motel.” — Emir Kaplan I’ll leave you with this: A Rose dance circle.Tell me your fav Schitt’s Creek quotes below!

I dare you to point out one character you don’t like on this show.

The humorous and heartfelt TV show ran for six seasons and is now available to stream via Netflix. The characters are iconic, and they’ve said some pretty funny things throughout the show.

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Here’s a quote by each character that perfectly sums up their individual personality.

“I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early.” — David Rose

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Also, this entire convo: Stevie: So, just to be clear, um, I’m a red wine drinker.

David: That’s fine.Stevie: Okay, cool. But, uh, I only drink red wine.David: Okay.Stevie: And up until last night I was under the impression that you too only drank red wine. But I guess I was wrong?David: I see where you’re going with this. Um, I do drink red wine. But I also drink white wine.Stevie: Oh.David: And I’ve been known to sample the occasional rosé. And a couple summers back I tried a merlot, that used to be a chardonnay.Stevie: Uh, okay.David: Which got a bit complicated.Stevie: Yeah, so, you’re just really open to all wines.

David: I like the wine and not the label. Does that make sense?

“Who knows what will befall us tomorrow? You could be hit by a Mack truck or bopped on the head by a tiny piece of space debris.” — Moira Rose

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Everything Moira says is A+… TBH, it was hard to choose just one quote for her.

“Let me explain something about business. It’s a dance. And sometimes you lead. And sometimes you follow.” — Johnny Rose

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Johnny knows all.

“I don’t skate through life, David. I walk through life in really nice shoes.” — Alexis Rose

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Also, “Love that journey for me.”

“I was actually only one stamp away from a free sub.” — Ted Mullens

Ted played by Dustin Milligan staring to the left — He said this after telling Alexis he didn’t keep everything from their relationship. Classic Ted!

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“I’m only doing this because you called me rude, and I take that as a compliment.” — Stevie Budd

Stevie played by Emily Hampshire — Oh, Stevie. Her character growth is A+ tho.

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“It’s just, um, the receipt from our first sale at the store.” — Patrick Brewer

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Patrick is oh so lovable as a stand-alone character but his sweetest lines are always regarding David. My heart! Your heart! Our collective hearts!

“I don’t like what this campaign is doing to me. The other day, I called another driver an effing moron. I didn’t say the ‘F’ word, but I said effing, and that is not me!” — Jocelyn Schitt

Jocelyn played by Jennifer Robertson smiling in excitement — ©CBC/POP / courtesy Everett Collection

“Now you’re speaking my language. Hip we can do! What do you want, PVC, or a Hawaiian shirt?” — Roland Schitt

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“Who wants a silver tree? The only people who buy silver trees are serial killers and single men over 40. And my cousin, who is a single man over 40.” — Ronnie Lee

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Ronnie is a total mood. Constantly unimpressed.

“I just took a lot of alone time to rebuild and regroup, and I just think it’s so important.” — Twyla Sands

Twyla played by Sarah Levy taking an order at the cafe — A self-care queen and my fav side character if I’m being honest. Her chats with Alexis make me laugh.

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“Oh jeez! To be a fly on the wall for this conversation.” — Bob Currie

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Bob is always around with a good one-liner when you need him.

“Unfortunately, I’m no longer on the town council. I resigned a few weeks ago, too overwhelmed with my business. But, uh, you’re more than welcome to take it to council yourself, with my endorsement. Which won’t really help, since I resigned. Council wasn’t too happy about it. I’m surprised you didn’t hear, I talked about it extensively on my podcast.” — Ray Butani

Ray played by Rizwan Manji smiling — Ray is a multi-hyphenated business boss.

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“Yeah, a nice little home for a family of raccoons. I had to evict them, though, and they didn’t go quietly.” — Mutt Schitt

Mutt played by Tim Rozon in a plaid shirt — Mutt loves his barn TBH.

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“Oh, great, that should beat the black mold I had for breakfast at my last motel.” — Emir Kaplan

I’ll leave you with this: A Rose dance circle.

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Tell me your fav Schitt’s Creek quotes below!

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One Quote From Every “Schitt’s Creek” Character That Sums Up Their Personality

Schitt’s Creek is the best. From the Rose family to Bob, Ray, and Ronnie, each and every character is lovable and unique.

The humorous and heartfelt TV show ran for six seasons and is now available to stream via Netflix. The characters are iconic, and they’ve said some pretty funny things throughout the show.

Here’s a quote by each character that perfectly sums up their individual personality.

“I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early.” — David Rose

“Who knows what will befall us tomorrow? You could be hit by a Mack truck or bopped on the head by a tiny piece of space debris.” — Moira Rose

“Let me explain something about business. It’s a dance. And sometimes you lead. And sometimes you follow.” — Johnny Rose

“I don’t skate through life, David. I walk through life in really nice shoes.” — Alexis Rose

“I was actually only one stamp away from a free sub.” — Ted Mullens

“I’m only doing this because you called me rude, and I take that as a compliment.” — Stevie Budd

“It’s just, um, the receipt from our first sale at the store.” — Patrick Brewer

“I don’t like what this campaign is doing to me. The other day, I called another driver an effing moron. I didn’t say the ‘F’ word, but I said effing, and that is not me!” — Jocelyn Schitt

“Now you’re speaking my language. Hip we can do! What do you want, PVC, or a Hawaiian shirt?” — Roland Schitt

“Who wants a silver tree? The only people who buy silver trees are serial killers and single men over 40. And my cousin, who is a single man over 40.” — Ronnie Lee

“I just took a lot of alone time to rebuild and regroup, and I just think it’s so important.” — Twyla Sands

“Oh jeez! To be a fly on the wall for this conversation.” — Bob Currie

“Yeah, a nice little home for a family of raccoons. I had to evict them, though, and they didn’t go quietly.” — Mutt Schitt

“Oh, great, that should beat the black mold I had for breakfast at my last motel.” — Emir Kaplan

I’ll leave you with this: A Rose dance circle.

Tell me your fav Schitt’s Creek quotes below!

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