Jon Stewart
Bloodies Hand in DOGE Rant!!!
‘Going to the Hospital’
Revealed
Matt Wilson/Comedy Central’s The Each day Present
Jon Stewart is bleeding for his artwork, or on this case his anger, over Elon Musk‘s DOGE cuts to authorities spending — dude really sliced his hand open throughout a ‘Each day Present’ rant.
Throughout Monday night time’s episode, Jon was going off about Musk shedding 1000’s of presidency workers, and steered — scratch that — STRONGLY steered DOGE needs to be taking intention on the authorities’s offers with the large firms of Massive Pharma.
JS labored himself right into a rage, grabbed a “World’s Most Dad” mug he had on the desk and smashed it to smithereens! Nice visible to drive house his level, however it additionally left him bleeding out.
Because the viewers cheered his assault on pharmaceutical corporations, Jon checked out his hand and meekly stated, “I’ll be going to the hospital soon.”
He continued his rant for a number of extra minutes — the present should go on — and ultimately revealed his fingers wrapped in bloody tissue.
Most likely only a flesh wound, although, for the reason that present’s social media is cleverly poking enjoyable at Jon’s DOGE “cuts.”
We do not know if he had Leonardo DiCaprio‘s “Django Unchained” monologue in thoughts when he began his DOGE commentary, however Stewart’s positively prepared for his bloody close-up, Mr. Tarantino!
