Jessica Simpson
Your Reptile Child Batter Is Probably Simply Snake Oil!!!
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Jessica Simpson could swear by her snake semen drink that she says helps her sing … however at the least one knowledgeable tells TMZ the reality is much more of a sticky scenario.

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Here is the deal … Jessica not too long ago raved to us about her secret specialty Chinese language herb cocktail that she says has legit serpent swimmers in it — all on the advice of her vocal coach.

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Zoologist and “Reptile Royalty” star Jay Brewer tells TMZ … it is extremely unlikely Jessica’s concoction has any precise snake sperm in it … ‘trigger frankly, it isn’t that simple to return by (no pun)!
It appears extracting the fluid is tremendous robust … and even within the largest snakes across the globe, the quantity is normally minuscule.

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To be clear, Jay ain’t calling Jessica a liar … he simply suspects she’s been duped — and the key ingredient she’s truly consuming is snake oil, AKA nothing particular.
That mentioned, Jay mentioned something is feasible … and if JS is de facto ingesting snake semen, the attainable advantages would in all probability be a results of stem cells.
In fact, she is not the primary celeb to show to animal sperm for private acquire … Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Aniston each swear by salmon sperm as a path to attaining younger-looking pores and skin.

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The entire scenario reminds Jay of a practice achieved in Southeast Asia the place locals put the gall bladder of a snake of their booze and drink it — to carry them luck.
Whether or not it’s a gall bladder for luck or semen for the vocals … Jay tells us it’s all BS in his guide … and only a mistreatment of animals.
Put these poor snakes down!