Federal Brokers Decreased to Rousting Cigarette People who smoke Hanging Out in D.C.

President Trump has dispatched his military of federal brokers to the gritty streets of D.C. to place an finish to violent crime — however what he is truly doing is killing the vibe for a bunch dudes simply chilling out, with one simply havin’ a smoke … in line with a brand new video.

The footage was shot within the nation’s capital and posted Tuesday to X, and seems to indicate federal regulation enforcement officers, flashlights on the prepared, approaching a bunch of fellows resting their rumps on cement stairs.

They ask to see the ID of 1 man who they suppose is smoking — anticipate it — a joint! Ooooo! However as soon as they discover out it is only a cigarette, the brokers do not pursue the matter any additional and transfer on to different high quality of life points.

The lead agent says his crew is a part of Trump’s federal forces cracking down on D.C. crime and patrolling the streets. He tells the blokes to let their mates know to not drink or smoke exterior — ‘trigger companies just like the FBI are on the case. Cue the eye-roll!

Final week, Trump introduced the brand new initiative after his former DOGE staffer, Edward “Big Balls” Coristine fell sufferer to a bloody assault.

However Trump’s rhetoric does not match up with the D.C. crime numbers. Metropolitan Police statistics present crime down in virtually each class in 2025 — at the least when in comparison with 2024 … violent crime is down 26%, property crime is down 4% and all crime is down 7%. And a U.S. Dept. of Justice report this 12 months reveals violent crime stats within the metropolis are at a 30-year low.