Dave Portnoy Predicts Taylor Swift’s ‘Life Of A Showgirl’ Will Have 12 No. 1 Hits

October 3 cannot come quickly sufficient for Dave Portnoy — the Barstool Sports activities founder and diehard Taylor Swift fan says the pop famous person’s “The Life of a Showgirl” album sounds prefer it was made only for him … and can characteristic nothing however chart-topping hits!!

Swifties are shedding it after their “mother” spilled all of the beans about her twelfth studio challenge on Travis and Jason Kelce‘s “New Heights” podcast on Wednesday … and that features El Presidente, who mentioned, “I think it’s gonna be my favorite album of all time!”

Portnoy — who was apparently so excited he forgot to placed on a shirt for his social media response — identified how Swift appeared glad as ever alongside her NFL boyfriend.

He then went on to say that based mostly on the way in which Taylor was speaking about her upcoming challenge … it made him really feel like she took time to put in writing one other letter to him — contemplating she already penned a customized observe to him final 12 months.

“I like poppy songs, everybody knows that,” he mentioned. “I like cheesy stories, love stories, fast beat, upbeat songs you’re whistling in your head. Can’t get out of your head that play a million times on the radio.”

“I think this is gonna be an album that wasn’t written for Dave Portnoy, but was WRITTEN for Dave Portnoy.”

Portnoy is, after all, some of the widespread Swifties within the fandom — in 2024, when Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl seemingly accused her of not singing dwell, he advised TMZ Sports activities he is assured she is the actual deal.