Armie Hammer Says He Tried Hooking Up With Man However Did not Get Erection, Stopped

Armie Hammer says he wished to strive the Grindr life-style, so he determined to hook up with a dude … however when he could not get an erection, he bailed on his homosexual experiment.

The “Social Network” actor was discussing bisexuality on his ‘Armie HammerTime Podcast,’ when he recalled the time he tried hooking up with a French hunk … just for him to run into one big drawback dealing with a lot of guys — a limp noodle.

Armie says he had determined to strive one thing new after coming to the conclusion that “women are the worst” and “gay dudes seem to have it so easy.”

He says Grindr makes it tremendous straightforward to get blowjobs in eating places and he wished a style … so he discovered a good-looking French man and tried to reside out the homosexual dating-app fantasy.

What awaited Armie wasn’t a raunchy hookup story … however a impolite awakening.

Armie says he had bother with the man’s beard, shoulders and top … and nothing a lot as twitched beneath the belt.

As Armie tells it, issues have been getting hotter and heavier till actuality set in … he says the Frenchman reached for his hammer however he stopped the man in his tracks — “You’re not gonna touch my flaccid penis.”

Armie says the Frenchman tried to proceed, however he’d had sufficient of going via the motions and put his foot down … and that was the tip of his bi-curiosity.

Guess you do not know till you’ve got tried it, proper Armie?!?